Wednesday, December 25, 2013

More Holiday Liveblogging

I've heard that, in ancient China, prisoners convicted of capital crimes were expected to kill themselves by eating a pound of salt.

My grandmother must think I've killed someone.

These are the leftovers she expects me and me alone to finish before leaving tomorrow morning. Pictured are a slice of pie, a pound of macaroni and cheese, six frozen cheesesteaks, three slices of pizza, seven cans of soda, seven oranges, about a quart of ice cream, one combination Russian phrase book and Bible, three mango popsicles, a full bag of mozzarella sticks, most of a bag of cheese curls, and a little less than half of a full-grown adult turkey.

Help.

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