Friday, August 9, 2013

Now that you mention it, it does look broken

So, I went to a sinus specialist recently, and they did a CT scan of my skull to see if there was anything in there. (There wasn't.)

While looking over the scan, the nurse asked me, "When did you break your nose?"

I stared at her for a moment, then answered, "Uh, I think never."

"No, seriously. When did you break your nose?"

"I never broke my nose. Are you looking at someone else's scan?"

"Look here... See how it healed weird?"

"Holy crap. That nose isn't broken, it's shattered."

"That's your nose."

"There's no way that's my nose."

"This is totally your nose. Your sinuses look fine, by the way, but your nose is broken."

"When the hell did I break my nose?"

Now that you mention it, though... it does kinda look broken, doesn't it?

Broken Nose Scan

My working theory, at this point, is that aliens wiped my memory to protect the secret of their existence. Like, remember that time on Next Gen, when the whole crew had their memory wiped and Data was the only one who remembered what happened?

I think it was like that.

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