Hey. It's me, Lana. Lana the Box Turtle. Robyn finally fell asleep in front of a big bowl of chili that she took to bed, so I snuck ...

This is Lana, the female box turtle that I'm now legally obligated to marry, since the Supreme Court destroyed the sanctity of marriag...

Originally, there were no vegetarian MRE options. Because who gives a crap if people who are different than me starve to death in the fiel...

A proper MRE review is coming on Wednesday but, in the meantime, let me give you a taste of the original meal ready to eat: hardtack. ...

Emily Cammisa has done another amazing portrait for the header. And to answer your next question: no, I didn't pose for this drawing....

As you know, I've survived a number of zombie outbreaks, some of which were not even caused by my own unholy attempts to play God. ...

Last time, we talked about swallowing. Now that the masticated, saliva-soaked food bolus has navigated between the Charybdis of the lary...